welcome to my Webbed Site

hey i'm Syd Cornelius Morrissey-Smith & i never know what i'm doing, ever, but i look good doing it.

A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF:

i am an enthusiast, a hater, a passionate lover, a proud bisexual, and an unpaid archivist of a decade long past.
my hobbies include:

• embroidery
• watching bad movies
• listening to (sometimes) bad music
• rating things by qualities such as flakiness, salt levels, buoyancy, absorbency, acridity, exuberance, wit, charm, mouthfeel, and vim
• being a hater
• soap bars

questions? comments? complaints? gripes, grievances, objections, or cannoli recipes you'd like featured here? guess my email address, answer my riddles three, beat my frogger score (860,630 points) and i may hear you out.