an incomplete list of things i hate.
as a professional hater and toxic jerk, there are many things i loathe. here are a few.
EMAILS
every day i receive them
CARPET BEETLES
gross.
INFESTATIONS IN MY HOME
see above.
PEOPLE WHO CHEW LOUDLY
ANNOYING AS HELL
PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE JOEY FROM FULL HOUSE
fuck your entire life
MY FRIENDS' FRIENDS
i don't know how they manage to hang out with those guys! they're irritating as hell. Friends In Law. ugh.
LIVING IN A DYSTOPIAN FUTURE
anyone else think technology has gotten way out of hand? the next time a computer tries to facial-recognize me i'm going to tear out its stupid metal guts and stomp on them.
ADVERTISING
... and some people do it for free! imagine that!
ADDITIONALLY... a few things i don't feel like justifying.
- my uncle chaz
- manchester city fc
- manchester united fc
- copyright laws
- tottenham hotspur fc
- R.E.M.
- the hooded figures who keep throwing rocks through my windows at night
- cashews
- reality tv, game shows
- guys who are unnecessarily smug about webcomics
- people who hand-feed wildlife
- pepsi