DON'T SAY THE P WORD.

an incomplete list of things i hate.

as a professional hater and toxic jerk, there are many things i loathe. here are a few.

EMAILS

every day i receive them

CARPET BEETLES

gross.

INFESTATIONS IN MY HOME

see above.

PEOPLE WHO CHEW LOUDLY

ANNOYING AS HELL

PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE JOEY FROM FULL HOUSE

fuck your entire life

MY FRIENDS' FRIENDS

i don't know how they manage to hang out with those guys! they're irritating as hell. Friends In Law. ugh.

LIVING IN A DYSTOPIAN FUTURE

anyone else think technology has gotten way out of hand? the next time a computer tries to facial-recognize me i'm going to tear out its stupid metal guts and stomp on them.

ADVERTISING

... and some people do it for free! imagine that!

(max headroom advertisement for coca-cola.)

ADDITIONALLY... a few things i don't feel like justifying.

  • my uncle chaz
  • manchester city fc
  • manchester united fc
  • copyright laws
  • tottenham hotspur fc
  • R.E.M.
  • the hooded figures who keep throwing rocks through my windows at night
  • cashews
  • reality tv, game shows
  • guys who are unnecessarily smug about webcomics
  • people who hand-feed wildlife
  • pepsi